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serendipity8791) wrote2003-07-19 01:19 am
serendipity8791) wrote2003-07-19 01:19 am
Wanker!
I was waiting for the bus to come home, with Victor, when some drunk guy came over and started trolling me! I mean, litterally approached me and started bugging me and then put his arm around me and pulled me to him, and I was, like: "Um, no, I don't like drunken arses..." and he pulled me closer, like, right in front of my male friend! I was, like, wtf, so I elbowed him away from me. And he tried to come back, so I went for the eyes and he started calling me a vicious bitch, so I hissed, at him.
You read right, I hissed at him! And I was swaying left and right, like the very vicious animal that I am.
So he threatened to hit me with his beer bottle. So I threatened to call the police and sue him if he hit me. So he sort of leaned in for a closer look at my tits, because, well, he wanted to put me down, so I just hissed again (very viciously, sort of closer to Gollum than an actual cat) and tried to roundhouse kick him in the face *has done karate in the past* and he backed off. I mean, I could feel the waves of protective energies lifting off from my skin. And though he circled around me for a while, he didn't seem to be able to come within a 6 foot radius of me. Pretty impressive demonstration from my part.
And when the bus came, I realized he was gonna get on, so I went on to the driver's side (good thing the driver and I are on friendly terms) and I told him briefly that the guy had tried to feel me up, and the driver refused him because he was drunk and because he tried to molest me! LOL! So I win! Hobbit vs Orc. Hobbit: 1, Orc: 0!
You read right, I hissed at him! And I was swaying left and right, like the very vicious animal that I am.
So he threatened to hit me with his beer bottle. So I threatened to call the police and sue him if he hit me. So he sort of leaned in for a closer look at my tits, because, well, he wanted to put me down, so I just hissed again (very viciously, sort of closer to Gollum than an actual cat) and tried to roundhouse kick him in the face *has done karate in the past* and he backed off. I mean, I could feel the waves of protective energies lifting off from my skin. And though he circled around me for a while, he didn't seem to be able to come within a 6 foot radius of me. Pretty impressive demonstration from my part.
And when the bus came, I realized he was gonna get on, so I went on to the driver's side (good thing the driver and I are on friendly terms) and I told him briefly that the guy had tried to feel me up, and the driver refused him because he was drunk and because he tried to molest me! LOL! So I win! Hobbit vs Orc. Hobbit: 1, Orc: 0!
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