Wanker!

[serendipity8791]

I was waiting for the bus to come home, with Victor, when some drunk guy came over and started trolling me! I mean, litterally approached me and started bugging me and then put his arm around me and pulled me to him, and I was, like: "Um, no, I don't like drunken arses..." and he pulled me closer, like, right in front of my male friend! I was, like, wtf, so I elbowed him away from me. And he tried to come back, so I went for the eyes and he started calling me a vicious bitch, so I hissed, at him.

You read right, I hissed at him! And I was swaying left and right, like the very vicious animal that I am.

So he threatened to hit me with his beer bottle. So I threatened to call the police and sue him if he hit me. So he sort of leaned in for a closer look at my tits, because, well, he wanted to put me down, so I just hissed again (very viciously, sort of closer to Gollum than an actual cat) and tried to roundhouse kick him in the face *has done karate in the past* and he backed off. I mean, I could feel the waves of protective energies lifting off from my skin. And though he circled around me for a while, he didn't seem to be able to come within a 6 foot radius of me. Pretty impressive demonstration from my part.

And when the bus came, I realized he was gonna get on, so I went on to the driver's side (good thing the driver and I are on friendly terms) and I told him briefly that the guy had tried to feel me up, and the driver refused him because he was drunk and because he tried to molest me! LOL! So I win! Hobbit vs Orc. Hobbit: 1, Orc: 0!

Comments

[athena5897.livejournal.com]

now see, what I don't get is... why on Goddess's green EARTH din't Victor try ta help ya?! shit, dude, you're gettin attacted, and all he can do is STAND THERE?! omfg, I woulda beat his ASS!!! *shrugs* looks like I'll haveta do it for ya when I'm up there! 12 and counting!!

[serendipity8791.livejournal.com]

He did try to stop the guy but the guy was so drunk he never even noticed Victor was talking to him. Either that, or he ignored him. Anyways, Victor tried something, some lady went to the subway's employees (which is a rare thing in Montreal) and everyone else turned AWAY from the scene. Stupid people!