Ninjutsu LOLs

Last night, we had three Chinese Tai Chi ladies watching the class. So we tried to be on our best behaviour, but, hey, that never happens... They were lovely. The youngest of the three is both a Tai Chi and Kung Fu master, she could have easily kicked all our butts, but the ladies were sitting and watching. I think they had fun.

You really have to have no issues with random touching in weird places in dojo. Classmate D accidentally grabbed my chest instead of my lapel for a technique. I was all: "Trying to get fresh with me, grabbing my boob?" And she was all "Oh? I grabbed your boob?" then she did it again, intentionally this time. We were all: LOL!

Yes, we're silly. I had a male (though gay) classmate accidentally grabbing my right tit as well, and he was 100 times more mortified by it than I was. *shrugs*

It happens. It's a good thing I find it hilarious when it does happen.

Engrish, right there, in my own backyard...

I was doing... ahem... research on the website of a local sex shop which used to be specialized in condoms, other such protective items, and lubes.

And the English side of the site was done/translated as a mixture of people actually knowledgeable in English, copy and paste from the original manufacturer's sites, and translated by people with poor English or using online translator thingies.

The result is HILARIOUS!

La Capoterie (NSFW!!!)

Their mascot is a slightly cutesy cartoon condom, since their name is derived from a slang word for condom in French ("capote").

If you do go browse the site and want an explanation of the funnies or stuff that plain makes no sense, ask me and I'll be more than glad to explain the joke or do a correct translation for you.