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Aughhhhhhhhhh!
Aug. 26th, 2014 09:17 pmI need to get my pet bird to stop masturbating!
She's so randy that she does that, and lays eggs and we don't want her to lay eggs, because that depletes her calcium and can be super dangerous to her health.
But crap, she won't stop mating with her cage, and her water bowl, and her food bowl (she's a promiscuous little thing, lol).
She does not have an actual male bird mate, but she won't stop!
She's so randy that she does that, and lays eggs and we don't want her to lay eggs, because that depletes her calcium and can be super dangerous to her health.
But crap, she won't stop mating with her cage, and her water bowl, and her food bowl (she's a promiscuous little thing, lol).
She does not have an actual male bird mate, but she won't stop!
