This is very sad...

I am actually considering taking belly-dancing classes. Yup, me, chubby Hobbit-lass of the 21st Century, considering belly-dancing classes... It's so sexay... and gives you hips, which I need, desperately.

Oi, and you know you hit it off with a new friend when you're comparing breast reduction surgery scars within an hour of meeting. Like, pulling-on-the-shirt-collar-and-pulling-the-bra-down comparing...