Note to self...

Never eat peach/plum-type fruits again... EVER! As eating said fruits will inevitably result in painful symptoms as described by John Rhys-Davies to explain the topical eczema he developped around his eyes due to a latex allergy, except that said symptoms will occur on and around the buccal area, and the corners of your lips will crack and swell up painfully as well, if you open your mouth even wide enough to fit a drinking straw in there.